Went into the office today. Umm, a Christmas present from Marziah was looking distinctly muchade - floppy.
Man, I'm only - really - good with houseplants that can stand sustained neglect but don't die from too much kindness either. Says a lot about me really, I suppose. Ahem. And I have been known to resurrect dead plants. Ahem.
I'll keep you posted.
UPDATE: I may be out of the woods. Marziah will laugh when she sees this. Now.